I'm Hoke. enjoy.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I went outside once. The graphics were brilliant but the gameplay and storyline were terrible.
I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is
ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE
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me when someone tries to explain math
that comment is so accurate it hurts
awesomepeoplehangingouttogether:
Will Arnett and Jason Bateman
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No, you don’t understand.
This actually happens.
We got a 16 year old boy on our unit once, because Pediatrics was full, and it’s about 1 in the morning and all the nurses are at the nurses station having a break and we’re all talking and having a laugh and then all of a sudden this kids heart monitor just goes CRAZY.
So we call the code and I grab the crash cart and about 6 of us just take off running down the hall and we bust in the room and this kid is just sitting there with his hand around his junk looking MORTIFIED.
So we just sort of backed out of the room quietly, walked calmly to the stairwell, and had a total and complete hysterical breakdown.
It was the funniest shit ever.
Omigod so many nurses have told me stories like these.
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no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it
One of my friends got chased by little piggies during his bike ride
this is the opposite of a problem
Please read this****
If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse. EX: if your pin is 1234 you punch 4321. The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out but will be stuck in the machine and the machine will immediately alert the police without the theif’s knowledge. Every ATM has this feature.
Reblog this so everyone knows, this happens all the time especially in the city
tumblr teaches me so much more than anyone else does about life situationsno but then i have to work out what my pin is in reverse #ugh maths
THIS IS NOT TRUE AND WILL BE MORE LIKELY TO GET YOU HURT DO NOT DO THIS I REPEAT DO NOT DO THIS
IF SOMEONE IS MUGGING YOU JUST DO AS THEY ASK YOUR LIFE IS NOT WORTH WHATEVER AMOUNT THEY GETplus what if your pin was a palindrome like 2442 HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO ENTER THAT BACKWARDS THINK PEOPLE
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justin bieber getting hit in the head from three different angles
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